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hey doctor i'm certifiable
21 January 2009 @ 09:17 am
As you probably know, The Hammond Affair was kind of a hit in bandom. It got recced in a couple of different places - each of them making me more ecstatic, no joke, I get all flaily whenever someone tells me a fic of mine got recced - and recently, I've had someone volunteer to do artwork for it(!!!!!!). We're going to try and read it over at [info]bandom_podfic, and finally, it was chosen by [info]26days to be featured this month in [info]bandomficclub.

Which is why I'm posting. The Q&A has just started. You can find it here. Join in and ask me all of your burning, deeply involved and introspective questions! Or, I don't know, ask me what Gerard and William had for dinner on Friday night. Whatever! ♥

...TL;DR - CLICKY.
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
12 January 2009 @ 02:16 am
consider yourself disclaimed.

HER HUSBAND (AND HIS LOVER)

JAMES/JASPER, ALICE/JASPER. NC-17. TWILIGHT FIC.
1815 words.
for [info]lackofsound


Her hands scrabble for paper, for something with which to draw the scene unfolding in her head.

Alice gasps, her eyes flying wide. )

happy now, [info]lackofsound? :D
 
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
07 January 2009 @ 07:14 pm
consider yourself disclaimed.

SIGHTS UNSEEN

BUTCHER/SISKA. NC-17. HOGWARTS AU.
7779 words.



It's not that he hates Professor Mrotek, but he thinks there should be some boundaries between teacher and student. Otherwise one or the other starts getting ideas - and ideas are the last thing Siska needs about Professor Mrotek.


Professor Andrew Mrotek can't believe his luck when Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry offers him the post of Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. )
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
02 January 2009 @ 07:42 pm
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, F-LIST.

podfic
. i know it's been done, and i know people have liked it. what i want to know is, would you like to see some of my fics made into podfics? podfics, for the n00bs like i was before it got namedropped to me a couple of weeks ago, are audiobooks of fics that you can listen to on your iPod. (ahh, a capital letter! everybody run!)

choose as many fics as you want. it is advisable to have my masterlist open to remember which fic is which. <3

( PODFIC POLL! )

those of you who've seen this before, go about your daily business ;)

 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
25 December 2008 @ 11:23 pm
consider yourself disclaimed. props to michael crichton.

THE HAMMOND AFFAIR

Alex/Cash. Frank/Gerard. Jon/Gerard. Jon/Spencer/Tom. Pete/Patrick.
(Butcher/Siska. Gabe/Greta. Gabe/Nate. Marshall/Johnson. Ryland/Suarez.)
NC-17. DINOSAUR AU.
96, 641 words.

no previous knowledge of dinosaurs/Jurassic Park required
for [info]inawonderland, [info]justhush, [info]xbeax and my flist
.

A geneticist, a palaeontologist, an advertising executive, a geologist and a doctor all walk into a bar. Or rather, a tropical island. What do they all have in common?


Isla Nublosa is located one hundred and twenty miles west-south-west of Costa Rica's Guanacaste province. )


ps. i have a new journal, a friends-locked journal that's for me, like this journal is for fic. it's over at [info]redstarsatnight. you can friend me if you want - i love meeting new people.
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
16 December 2008 @ 08:11 pm
consider yourself disclaimed.

SILLY BEAR

PETE/PATICK or GEN. G.
1479 WORDS.
dedicated to: everyone having a hard time right now. yes, you.


They realised their parents were saints. )
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
05 December 2008 @ 03:02 pm
all you need is love



I miss posting fic for you guys, but rest assured I am writing. November was a crazy editing month, but like a switch being flipped, December the first flung me back into writing. Here's a taste of what I'm working on.


Isla Nublosa is located one hundred and twenty miles west-south-west of Costa Rica's Guanacaste province. Its name means 'Isle of Clouds'; the tip of the mountain at the isle's centre is often shrouded in white. Frequent, heavy rains soon lead to the isle being lacquered in thick green forest, each verdant leaf dripping with moisture in the humid air. It is approximately fifty square miles in area, and shaped like an upside-down teardrop.

Technically, Isla Nublosa is not an island - like Hawai'i, it is formed by a volcanic upthrust from the ocean floor. Unlike Hawai'i, it is left unoccupied for the greater part of a century before Spanish explorers stake their claim. That's in 1921. Almost eighty years later, in 2000, BioGen Corporation buys Isla Nublosa from the Costa Ricans for the princely sum of US$100.

For eight years, Isla Nublosa remains quiet. Large cargo airplanes transport heavy crates to the island early in BioGen's occupation. Builders come with them. After that, scientists and engineers take up residence. In June 2008, BioGen Corporation sends five short, seductive emails to five top outside experts. Correspondence ensues, and within two months, the five degree-laden invitees have their bags packed and flights booked. They are off to Costa Rica.


and

"Did you say this is the Northern Forest?" the stranger asked.

"Indeed, good sir."

"Please," the man said, "my name is Pete. I am not a sir, nor am I all that good."


and

The casting list was tacked to the big pinboard in the cafeteria, where everyone would be sure to see it.
THE WEDDING OF PELEUS AND THETIS
An original script.
it proclaimed, and underneath, in smaller letters,
(c) G.R. Ross.

Those who had endured callbacks two weeks earlier crowded around the board, eager to see which Greek legend they would be playing.
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
02 November 2008 @ 10:14 pm
HOW TO SAVE THE WORLD (IN FOUR EASY STEPS)
FOUND AT [info]ryanwalker
BOOK ONE: BECOME IMMORTAL

Ryan Walker - sixteen years old and one hundred percent ordinary human. Or is he?

When he's kidnapped by his creepy school counsellor and whisked away to "Pax" - a city in "another dimension", which has to be code for crazyville, because these people are obviously doomsday cultists - Ryan is told the "truth" of who he really is. But Caleb Reys, the four-thousand-year old teenager, is so convincing that Ryan soon has to believe that it really is the truth. He really is missing a part of himself; his Immortal spirit, the part of him that makes him magical, powerful, respected. A god among men.

But before he can find this Immortal spirit, he has to find his place in this new, multi-dimensional world. Diplomacy, perhaps. Or hunting a fugitive. Or being hunted by a fugitive. Hospital inspector, even - he sees the inside of them more than enough these days. He's left behind his family, his friends, even his cat - his entire life - and he has to find a way to start again.

Easy as pie. Right?

This is not a nano novel. This is the novel/series I have been working on for the past year.

I've finally reached the stage where I'm happy sharing it.

The first book is here.
The second and third books will be coming soon.
They're both up now.
The fourth is still being written.

And just so you know: I have indeed started the first coda for Golden Apples.

It is the Pete/Patrick coda, and will run alongside Golden Apples, but deal with the Prince Peter, the Princess Ashlee, the Ice Queens Keltie and Cassie and the witch Patrick. I don't have a complete date in mind; what comes will come. Hope you all stay tuned!
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hey doctor i'm certifiable
19 October 2008 @ 10:02 pm

THE HSC IS NOW EATING MY SOUL. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

D:
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
15 October 2008 @ 05:00 pm
HONEY/COBRA. PG-ISH. YSOSRSBANDOM.
1566 WORDS.
FOR [info]rawkenr0ll 

It's been months since they last saw each other in person.

Honey and the Cobra had agreed to meet on neutral grounds to discuss things in person.  )
 
 
Current Location: The Disco
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: What a Catch, Donnie - Fall Out Boy
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
30 September 2008 @ 03:51 pm
[info]ysosrsbandom  IS EATING MY SOUL. JUST SO YOU KNOW.



ps. how does bandom even EXIST, you guys? empires friended honey and the ~little man. the band! friended the leaders!
i repeat. how does bandom even EXIST? XD
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
23 September 2008 @ 05:47 pm
consider yourself disclaimed.

GOLDEN APPLES
 
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tree
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PANIC GSF. NC-17. FAIRYTALE AU.
68 183 WORDS.

In a kingdom far away, in a time removed from this, there was once a tree that bore golden apples. These apples were delicious beyond compare. The story of the third Prince, the wolf-man, the witch's apprentice and the Firebird.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

 
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Notes )
 
 
Current Location: Achievement City Central
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Poor Unfortunate Souls - Jonas Brothers
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
06 June 2008 @ 10:38 pm
consider yourself disclaimed.


FASCINATING

SISKY/BUTCHER. PG-13. SAP.
1409 WORDS.
FOR
[info]inawonderland

 

You'll see it one day. )
 
 
Current Location: Cobra-land
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: The Kids Are All Fucked Up - Cobra Starship
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
04 May 2008 @ 12:57 pm
ANITA BLAKE DRABBLES.


Ginger Snaps. Micah, Nathaniel. (100 words) )

First Impression. Jean-Claude, Jason. (200x2 words) )
 
 
Current Location: Drabblesville
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Ten Minutes Ago - Brandy and Paolo Montalban
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
04 May 2008 @ 11:50 am
consider yourself disclaimed.

THE TRUTH ABOUT GENDERSWAP

GEN (mostly). PG. CRACK!FIC.
1138 WORDS.

so, this one time, brendon got turned into a girl... )
 
 
Current Location: Not-Doing-Homework-onia.
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Bad Reputation - Halfcocked
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
10 April 2008 @ 04:12 am

part one

part two

   

He sees that Spencer's settled himself in the armchair. )



And now I'm going to bed, and when I wake up, I get to open presents! Yay for birthdays!

 
 
Current Location: STILL Birthday Town!
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Tim's Song - Imaginary Heroes Soundtrack
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
10 April 2008 @ 04:08 am

 part one


He scrambles up and darts into the kitchen. )
 
 
Current Location: Birthday Town STILL
Current Mood: giddy
Current Music: Hum Hallelujah - Fall Out Boy
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
10 April 2008 @ 03:50 am
consider yourself disclaimed.

BUTTERFLY MAKEUP AND BIRTHDAY PRESENTS

BRENDON/RYAN/SPENCER. NC-17. BIRTHDAY!FIC.
8969 WORDS.
FOR
[info]slashxmistress (for this) AND [info]inawonderland
written in honour of b.urie's 21st, g.way's 32nd and my *cough*th.


It's Brendon's first birthday since he became friends with Ryan and Spencer and Brent, and he really doesn't know what to expect. )
 
 
Current Location: Birthday Town
Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Music: Sailing for Adventure - Muppet Treasure Island :P
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
27 February 2008 @ 07:18 pm
consider yourself disclaimed.

IT HAPPENED IN CHICAGO

GERARD/FRANK, PETE/MIKEY. PG-13. ANGST.
4791 WORDS.
FOR
[info]slashxmistress 


Frank's made of awesome. )
 
 
 
Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Fer sure - The Medic Droid
 
 
 
 

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