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21 January 2009 @ 09:17 am
As you probably know, The Hammond Affair was kind of a hit in bandom. It got recced in a couple of different places - each of them making me more ecstatic, no joke, I get all flaily whenever someone tells me a fic of mine got recced - and recently, I've had someone volunteer to do artwork for it(!!!!!!). We're going to try and read it over at bandom_podfic, and finally, it was chosen by 26days to be featured this month in bandomficclub.

Which is why I'm posting. The Q&A has just started. You can find it here. Join in and ask me all of your burning, deeply involved and introspective questions! Or, I don't know, ask me what Gerard and William had for dinner on Friday night. Whatever! ♥

...TL;DR - CLICKY.
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
12 January 2009 @ 02:16 am
consider yourself disclaimed.

HER HUSBAND (AND HIS LOVER)

JAMES/JASPER, ALICE/JASPER. NC-17. TWILIGHT FIC.
1815 words.
for lackofsound


Her hands scrabble for paper, for something with which to draw the scene unfolding in her head.

Alice gasps, her eyes flying wide.Collapse )

happy now, lackofsound? :D
 
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
07 January 2009 @ 07:14 pm
consider yourself disclaimed.

SIGHTS UNSEEN

BUTCHER/SISKA. NC-17. HOGWARTS AU.
7779 words.



It's not that he hates Professor Mrotek, but he thinks there should be some boundaries between teacher and student. Otherwise one or the other starts getting ideas - and ideas are the last thing Siska needs about Professor Mrotek.


Professor Andrew Mrotek can't believe his luck when Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry offers him the post of Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher.Collapse )
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
02 January 2009 @ 07:42 pm
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, F-LIST.

podfic
. i know it's been done, and i know people have liked it. what i want to know is, would you like to see some of my fics made into podfics? podfics, for the n00bs like i was before it got namedropped to me a couple of weeks ago, are audiobooks of fics that you can listen to on your iPod. (ahh, a capital letter! everybody run!)

choose as many fics as you want. it is advisable to have my masterlist open to remember which fic is which. <3

( PODFIC POLL! )

those of you who've seen this before, go about your daily business ;)

 
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
25 December 2008 @ 11:23 pm
consider yourself disclaimed. props to michael crichton.

THE HAMMOND AFFAIR

Alex/Cash. Frank/Gerard. Jon/Gerard. Jon/Spencer/Tom. Pete/Patrick.
(Butcher/Siska. Gabe/Greta. Gabe/Nate. Marshall/Johnson. Ryland/Suarez.)
NC-17. DINOSAUR AU.
96, 641 words.

no previous knowledge of dinosaurs/Jurassic Park required
for inawonderland, justhush, xbeax and my flist
.

A geneticist, a palaeontologist, an advertising executive, a geologist and a doctor all walk into a bar. Or rather, a tropical island. What do they all have in common?


Isla Nublosa is located one hundred and twenty miles west-south-west of Costa Rica's Guanacaste province.Collapse )


ps. i have a new journal, a friends-locked journal that's for me, like this journal is for fic. it's over at redstarsatnight. you can friend me if you want - i love meeting new people.
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
16 December 2008 @ 08:11 pm
consider yourself disclaimed.

SILLY BEAR

PETE/PATICK or GEN. G.
1479 WORDS.
dedicated to: everyone having a hard time right now. yes, you.


They realised their parents were saints.Collapse )
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
05 December 2008 @ 03:02 pm
all you need is love



I miss posting fic for you guys, but rest assured I am writing. November was a crazy editing month, but like a switch being flipped, December the first flung me back into writing. Here's a taste of what I'm working on.


Isla Nublosa is located one hundred and twenty miles west-south-west of Costa Rica's Guanacaste province. Its name means 'Isle of Clouds'; the tip of the mountain at the isle's centre is often shrouded in white. Frequent, heavy rains soon lead to the isle being lacquered in thick green forest, each verdant leaf dripping with moisture in the humid air. It is approximately fifty square miles in area, and shaped like an upside-down teardrop.

Technically, Isla Nublosa is not an island - like Hawai'i, it is formed by a volcanic upthrust from the ocean floor. Unlike Hawai'i, it is left unoccupied for the greater part of a century before Spanish explorers stake their claim. That's in 1921. Almost eighty years later, in 2000, BioGen Corporation buys Isla Nublosa from the Costa Ricans for the princely sum of US$100.

For eight years, Isla Nublosa remains quiet. Large cargo airplanes transport heavy crates to the island early in BioGen's occupation. Builders come with them. After that, scientists and engineers take up residence. In June 2008, BioGen Corporation sends five short, seductive emails to five top outside experts. Correspondence ensues, and within two months, the five degree-laden invitees have their bags packed and flights booked. They are off to Costa Rica.


and

"Did you say this is the Northern Forest?" the stranger asked.

"Indeed, good sir."

"Please," the man said, "my name is Pete. I am not a sir, nor am I all that good."


and

The casting list was tacked to the big pinboard in the cafeteria, where everyone would be sure to see it.
THE WEDDING OF PELEUS AND THETIS
An original script.
it proclaimed, and underneath, in smaller letters,
(c) G.R. Ross.

Those who had endured callbacks two weeks earlier crowded around the board, eager to see which Greek legend they would be playing.
 
 
hey doctor i'm certifiable
02 November 2008 @ 10:14 pm
HOW TO SAVE THE WORLD (IN FOUR EASY STEPS)
FOUND AT ryanwalker
BOOK ONE: BECOME IMMORTAL

Ryan Walker - sixteen years old and one hundred percent ordinary human. Or is he?

When he's kidnapped by his creepy school counsellor and whisked away to "Pax" - a city in "another dimension", which has to be code for crazyville, because these people are obviously doomsday cultists - Ryan is told the "truth" of who he really is. But Caleb Reys, the four-thousand-year old teenager, is so convincing that Ryan soon has to believe that it really is the truth. He really is missing a part of himself; his Immortal spirit, the part of him that makes him magical, powerful, respected. A god among men.

But before he can find this Immortal spirit, he has to find his place in this new, multi-dimensional world. Diplomacy, perhaps. Or hunting a fugitive. Or being hunted by a fugitive. Hospital inspector, even - he sees the inside of them more than enough these days. He's left behind his family, his friends, even his cat - his entire life - and he has to find a way to start again.

Easy as pie. Right?

This is not a nano novel. This is the novel/series I have been working on for the past year.

I've finally reached the stage where I'm happy sharing it.

The first book is here.
The second and third books will be coming soon.
They're both up now.
The fourth is still being written.

And just so you know: I have indeed started the first coda for Golden Apples.

It is the Pete/Patrick coda, and will run alongside Golden Apples, but deal with the Prince Peter, the Princess Ashlee, the Ice Queens Keltie and Cassie and the witch Patrick. I don't have a complete date in mind; what comes will come. Hope you all stay tuned!
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hey doctor i'm certifiable
19 October 2008 @ 10:02 pm

THE HSC IS NOW EATING MY SOUL. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

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